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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:49

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
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Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
—
Just Forget it!
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No, not a chance
Still no good.
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
No go.
Nuts and Butts