What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:49

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

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Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

No way

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

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No, not a chance

Still no good.

Then came..

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

No go.

Nuts and Butts